No hot dogs! Keep Fido cool in the summer months

Proud dog owner here. Sebastian LOVES it when the weather warms up, because it means he gets to go out in the yard, find a nice, grassy spot to sit on, maybe chew on a rawhide, smell the scents of the outdoors and keep guard for any intruders who might try to check the meter or mow the grass or something.

IMG_20130518_170825But as you can see, my dog is covered mostly in black fur, and if you remember your sixth-grade science class, you’ll know that black absorbs sunlight. According to PetMD, black dogs are most likely to overheat.

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If the sun is-a-blazin’, I keep Sebastian’s outdoor time to about 20 minutes. He’s always ready to come in, and we keep three bowls of water out for him because it’s extremely important to keep your pooch hydrated during the summer months to prevent heatstroke.

The ASPCA gives some horrible, horrible symptoms of heatstroke in dogs. They include “heavy panting, glazed eyes, a rapid heartbeat, difficulty breathing, excessive thirst, lethargy, fever, dizziness, lack of coordination, profuse salivation, vomiting, a deep red or purple tongue, seizure, and unconsciousness.”

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Heatstroke is more common in older dogs, very young dogs, overweight dogs, and also in certain breeds – including boxers, pugs, shih tzus, and any other dog that has short, smushed muzzles. Sebastian is part-pug and fortunately didn’t get the smushed muzzle, but his muzzle is a bit shorter than the average terrier.

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We keep Sebastian well-groomed throughout the year, and it particularly helps him in the summer months.

Completely shaving the dog down might not be the best idea. Your dog’s coat can actually protect your dog’s temperature. Talk with your groomer about the best options for the summer. You can also use a de-shedding tool as an alternative to having the dog shaved. Between groomings, I personally like the FURminator, and it’s often used by groomers.

Other ways to keep your dog cool: take a bandanna, soak it in water, put it in a zipper bag and freeze it. you can take it out and instantly have a cold wrap to put around your dog’s neck before he goes out. You can also make popsicles out of peanut butter or whatever your dog enjoys.

I swear Sebastian is the only pooch who hates peanut butter, so we often feed him sugar-free frozen yogurt chips that we get from a specialty dog bakery, or a product called Doggie Sundae from Schwan’s. It’s such an awesome treat for him when he runs back inside!

What are some ways that you keep your pooch cool in the summer?

Save LOTS on flattering plus-sized apparel from Kiyonna thru 5/23!

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OMG Squeee! Kiyonna is having an AMAZING sale right now: Take an extra 50% off all SALE items at Kiyonna.com with coupon code HOTBUY50 through May 23, 2013! To get to these great items, just head over to Kiyonna, click on the “Sale” tab to the very right of the navigation bar, and you’re there! These prices are truly amazing.

Now, if you’ve never shopped at Kiyonna, you’re missing out – and this is an amazing way to get some quality items. For instance, the Rosalie wrap top you see up there has been marked down from $68 to $31! I love this look because it flows at the waistline and accentuates the bustline; perfect for ladies like me because it flatters a figure with an average bust and a not-so-average tummy. The top comes in a variety of colors!

One of my friends’ favorite tops is the Kaycee Twist Top shown here. It’s great if28101801-1th you have an ample bustline and don’t want to show off your cleavage, but also need coverage in the midriff/waist area.

This top is a staple to many wardrobes, comes in a variety of colors so you’re sure to find the right color for you, and is normally priced at $58.

The top has been marked down to $52, but by using the code HOTBUY50 at checkout you can get this top for only $26! Such a lovely design at such a great price.

22112206-4thIf you want to show off the bust area, get great coverage for your arms, but don’t need to worry about the tummy, Here’s a beautiful top: the Keira Kimono Sleeve Top, normally priced at $62, on sale for $56… use the code HOTBUY50 at checkout and get it for $28!!!

I sooooo wish I could get away with wearing this top, but I’ve been walking every day so maybe that tummy will go away soon!

Now, remember, to access these and many more items, visit Kiyonnna.com, click on the “SALE” tab on the far right of the navigation bar, and select the items you want. Keep in mind that whatever the sale price is as shown, it’s down by 50% through May 23, 2013 as long as you use the code HOTBUY50 at checkout. Enjoy!

Tiny Prints. Business Cards. Totally awesome.

I was given free product from Tiny Prints for this review. All opinions are my own. This post contains affiliate links.

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For the second year in a row, I asked Tiny Prints to help me out with conference season by providing me with their superb custom business cards. Last year’s cards were SUCH a big hit at Reviewer’s Retreat that I knew I had to have them again at SoFabCon.

Last year I put my logo on the front of my business cards, but this year I decided to put my face on the front so those I met could instantly see my face while flipping through the cards they collected, remember the conversations we had, and reconnect from there. I decided to put my skills set and my logo on the inside.

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I even had my nails done to match my logo, so those who received my card could even remember me as the gal with the nails who matched her business cards! Ha!

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On the back of my card, I added a QR code, just as I did last year, but this time I  indicated where the QR code would lead.

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Now, I have done some shopping around in the business-card department. I’ve even been given the opportunity to get free cards from other companies. But when I look at their selection and what they have to offer, absolutely NOTHING compares to Tiny Prints.

Tiny Prints offers products in a number of shapes and designs, and you can either use your template or upload your own photos and logos to create your own design. They have flat business cards, folding business cards, a sweet number of designs that will definitely get you noticed.

Also, Tiny Prints has a team of designers who will work with you to get exactly the look you want.

Are you unable to center the text? Need to match up some colors correctly? Are you unable to enter text where you want? Just leave a note for the designers, and they’re awesome about communicating with you if they have any questions.

The designers also send you proofs to view and approve before they go out, so you know exactly what you’re getting when they arrive!

I’m serious. I know there are about 40 billion business card companies out there. And I will note that Tiny Prints may be a bit pricier, but I have NEVER had a better experience than I have with Tiny Prints. It’s why I keep coming back to them as an endorser and a customer; because I truly believe their products are top-notch.

Check out the latest coupons from Tiny Prints. Through May 28, enter the code MEM20SW to get a 20% discount on all business essentials orders, including business cards, business address labels, business stationery and more!!!!

This is truly an amazing way to make a great first impression, whether at a networking event or just leaving your card at the local coffee shop. Give ‘em a try!

Free Kindle books for teens (5/17)

It’s back again! The last round of Free Kindle Books for Teens was such a roaring success that my friend friend Frugal Tattooed Lady is continuing to compile FREE Kindle books  for your teens to download.

Thanks for your great feedback, and as long as you keep coming back and sharing and thanking us, we’ll keep bringin’ you free books while they’re available.

I decided to download Perfectly Dateless by Kristin Billerbeck, author of What A Girl Wants. Normally this book would be $9.99; today I snagged it for FREE! Check it out:

Ready for the list? Here you go!

Ethereal (Celestra Series Book 1)
Raven (The Raven Saga)
Lonely Souls (Witch Avenue Series #1)
How to Get Dirt
Ravenous (Book 1 The Ravening Series)

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How to spot a lame pickup line

Look at this face. Look at that smirk. Do I look like someone who will fall for your lame-azz lines?

Look at this face. Look at that smirk. Do I look like someone who will fall for your lame-azz lines?

If you are a single woman – or maybe even not one, who knows? – and you have a presence on the Internet, chances are, some guy is going to hit on you. And it will be lame.

There are a wide variety of lame pickup lines. They include the textspeak pickup:

Hi. How r u?

There’s also the “let’s get right to the point” pickup:

Make lust with me!

Then there’s the textspeak/misspelled words/missing punctuation pickup:

hey how r u doin hope ur gud will love to have a descent chat with u

And the marriage-proposal-that-is-likely-from-a-scam-artist pickup:

I wana marry u baby,ar u truelly single bcos am ready to knw u nd stick wit u.

I’ve gotten much worse ones, but I still try to keep this site a family show. But this one – and it’s one that apparently is in some dude playbook SOMEWHERE out there – has been making the rounds for a few years. I call it the Punchline Pickup. It goes a little something like this:

“Hi, I lost a stupid bet and Kelly gets to punch me, but a stranger decides where. Can you say leg or something?”

Today I caught a guy using this line, because it looked familiar not only to me, but to some of my girlfriends. I found out he discovered it on a dating web site a couple of months ago and thought it was clever.

I had to break the news to him that it was an old line, and that he just admitted to me that he couldn’t be bothered with actually starting up a conversation so he told a lie.

I tried googling the phrase, and it varies usually, but the concept is always the same:

1) I’ve lost a bet/dare (sometimes with a guy named “Trent.”)

2) My girlfriend/Kelly gets to punch/kick/hit me anywhere.

3) A stranger has to say where.

But there is no bet, no Trent, no Kelly, no girlfriend. The dude is really just too lame to think of something interesting to say to you. You know, like, “Hi, I noticed you liked Tom Petty; I saw him on tour a few months ago.” Today I actually engaged one of these people in conversation, and it ended up being even  more lame than the pickup line he actually used on me.

Basically, if someone is not willing to actually engage you in conversation, or has to use someone else’s material – that person isn’t interested in you; he’s just interested in whomever the line works with.

AskMen.com has compiled a hilarious list of the 10 Worst Pickup Lines for Men. Some of them are NSFW.

What’s been used on you lately – on or offline? Have any of you had success with someone who’s used a pickup line on you?

 

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