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And the winner for best headline of the day is…

Sea lions shot dead on Columbia River as salmon battle rages

The salmon battle? It’s raging? Sea lions shot dead? Wow – this headline has everything!

Immediately after seeing this I jumped to the story, and it’s actually very good. Apparently there are some fishermen up there getting sick of the sea lions eating all their salmon, so they’ve taken a “by all means neccessary” approach.

And this is the best line in the story: The discovery came one day after three elephant seals were found shot to death at a breeding ground near San Simeon in central California. Investigators will try to determine whether there is any link between the shootings, Gorman said.

So there could actually be a seal/sea-lion-murdering criminal underworld?

now I want to know what these sea lions are supposed to eat, if not salmon.

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  • MLp May 5, 2008, 3:07 pm

    Think of it as large destructive mammals destroying all rice crops and the underlying economy in Asia. Or a devastating alien race descending upon Bizzle Vizzle and devouring the Walton clan and all things Walton related. Everywhere. Even the greeters and falling prices.


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