This is really pissing me off. Lane Bryant has been on this serious Fug-kick for too damn long. And when it’s to the point in which I walk in there with a gift card and can’t leave with anything unless I want to scrape some dignity from myself, it’s bad.
Seriously. Check out this shiny pink peasant blouse that retails for $79.50.
You know, the reason people thought Mama Cass looked good in stuff like this is that THEY WERE ON HALLUCINOGENS.
Check out this top. This is what I’ll be wearing to any key parties I’m invited to this spring.
And don’t think they’ve forgotten you for St. Paddy’s Day!!!
Ho-ho-ho, Green Giant!
Well, maybe I can get something nice for job interviews – oh WHAT THE ANNIE HALL.
Sigh. I give up.