Don’t let his cute demeanor fool you.
Behind that petite frame and well-maintained beard lies a selfish canine with ulterior motives.
For some reason, the pooch can’t stay crated all night without wanting to shake his tags and wake me up, just so I can let him out to crawl under my covers.
I’m a light sleeper as-is, so as a result, I stay awake for the next three hours, pondering what to do until I go back to sleep.
Meanwhile, this vicious creature just crawls under the covers and immediately starts snoring.
Evil, evil dog.