The Southern Baptists have admitted that maybe there’s something to this whole global warming thing!!!
Forty-six influential members of the Southern Baptist Convention, including three of its past four presidents, criticized their denomination in a statement Monday for being “too timid” in confronting global warming.
“Our cautious response to these issues in the face of mounting evidence may be seen by the world as uncaring, reckless and ill-informed,” the statement says. “We can do better.”
What? Do I see pigs flying? Dogs and cats hand in hand? John Mayer not being a douchebag?
What does this mean for the future of humanity?
Either way, Bravo to the Southern Baptists, who are changing their manta from “Rape the earth; it’s yours” to “It’s our responsibility, too.”