I’ve always thought that if Bret Michaels was going to start selling stuff, it’d be hair extensions. But no! Introducing the Brett Michaels Pets Rock™ Collection at PetSmart.com! Pets Rock is for “The pets that rock your world.” I know mine does!
The Pets Rock line is a collection of clothing, accessories, toys, and, as you can see here, cute, frilly dresses.
From the adorable purse-sized Pomeranian to the rough n’ rowdy Rottweiller, Bret Michaels wants to make sure your dog looks ready to head out to the nearest biker festival, parking-lot fair or Winger reunion tour.
Check out this Red Doo-Rag for $14.99. According to the PetSmart catalog, “Your dog will be in true rocker style when he sports this doo-rag! Bret Michaels designed the Pets Rock collection to bring out the inner rock star in your pet!”
This is making me wonder. Is my pet showcasing his inner rock star? I’m looking at him now, cleaning his feet and wondering if maybe Bret Michaels can give him a doggie makeover. I mean, sure, he’s small, but what can he get?
Oh, duh, the Pets Rock Black Jacket for $34.99. Look at this thing. It’s black, it’s studded, and check out all these features: “Featuring faux metal grommets on the sleeves, collar, pockets, and waistline plus zipper accents on the back.”
My dog totally needs a pocket. Where else is he going to store his lighter when Motley Crue starts playing “Without You?” Although I kind of feel uncomfortable with him playing with fire.
I certainly think this jacket will help him out with the ladies. Who already love him anyway, but this will just make them squeal for him.
In the toy department, I know he would have enjoyed this back in his remove-the-squeakers-from-all-the-toys days. This Bret Michaels Pets Rock Tour Bus Toy w/Hide Seek Toys ($15.99) is perfect for the dog who likes to “kill” his toys.
Instead of dealing with all that messy stuffing and damage the squeaker removal does, He’ll get to raid the tour bus for any illegal activities that may be going on. I love that the pink one says “VIP” and not “Groupie.”
There are TONS of other things in the Pets Rock™ Collection. I sincerely do think it’s cool that a rocker is actually putting out a line of stuff for pets. Because our pets are special, they DO rock, and they all need to show off their awesome sometimes.
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