I received product from Cottonelle and Crowdtap for this post.
Cottonelle Clean Care Flushable Wipes are now available in travel-sized packages, so you know what this means: No matter where you go out in public, you can be assured that you get some fresh care back there. It’s your duty to please that booty.
I know that some of you out there will find this appalling, but come on, let’s be honest: You have found yourself in a public place, you’ve just had a bunch of really delicious Indian food, and nature is making a very unwanted call. And you know what it’s like to use public toilet paper. It doesn’t work. So then what do you do? You try your best with that scratchy TP to prevent skidmarks, and you also hope that no one else is in the bathroom to listen to you relieving yourself. Admit it, you’ve been there!
Cottonelle sent me a few packs of their flushable wipes to try out and hand off to a couple of friends, so what’s a gal to do? Well, send friends off to public restrooms to show off their new-found confidence now that they can use the loo to its full capacity and exit feeling clean and confident.
Here I am at the b0wling alley. Take that, chili dogs! You are no match for the Cottonelle!
You would not believe how many of my friends were just aghast that I would dare take a photo of myself on the can. Well, if I don’t, who will? My friends Jenny and Richard, that’s who.
Jenny took this at a department store bathroom shortly after we met for some delicious Mexican food. Look how self-assured he is.
And Richard took this after enjoying a delicious and filling meal of family-style fried chicken, bean soup, cornbread and other fixins. BE PREPARED. Because, like the Internet, public restroom hygiene is serious business.
Look for these on the shelves. Carry ’em in your purse, in your back pocket, heck, make a lanyard out of them and hang them proudly around your neck. Let everyone know you have no shame in admitting that you are ready for anything that comes at you. Or out of you.