Yesterday I was away from home for several hours, working on assignments and shopping for dinner.
When I finally got back, Mom was preparing her part of the dinner, I walked through the house, opened the back door and in ran ol’ Sebastian Stinkface over here, just acting as if he was sooooo happy to see me.
There was much tail-wagging to be had. He whined and yipped. So finally I sat on the recliner and asked him to join me. He just stood and stared.
Sebastian immediately jumped on the leather recliner, spread out and stuck his paw in his pants.
He then watched an episode of “Psycho Dog” on TV, singing along to the theme song, and then called up his friends to arrange a get-together at the Bowling Alley.
You think the’re grateful, and then this stuff happens.